Did you think I'd suck you off? Sure, bro-- why isn't my dick in my mouth yet?

My sister's not getting laid, so I threw a stick at her 😅

I woke up and I was like. After jerking off, my sister took my dick 🥵

Fuck, I lost. Now I gotta suck my brother off and swallow his cum

Don't swear, sister, get undressed, we'll solve the problem with sex

My dad's away, and I'm ready to fuck. My mom's gotta cum from someone

Oh, man, I came in my condom and it ripped 😱 Am I gonna be a father now?

If you want sex, say it, I'll give it to you. I'll spare nothing for my son

She showed me her ass, so I fucked her. I didn't just look at my mom

It's hard to prove that I'm not a whore, because I even have a stepson in me

You can fuck your girlfriend with a condom, but you can cum inside your stepmother

I'll cum in a drunk stepmother - she'll fly in and give birth to my brother! (what a moron 🤨)

I have a hard-on for you... and that would be all right, but you're my sister

Did you burn your stepmother in her underwear? Fuck her right away so you don't jerk off to her later

All right, son, don't worry, I can go with sperm in my panties, too

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

My husband's not home again, but I'm not sad - I'm taking my son out for sex

Until you make your mother feel good, you can't go out - I want cunnilingus and rimming